|The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen|
|Written||August 4, 2007|
|No. of Chapters||3|
|Link||The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen|
Cartman is in a predicament. Does he brag about getting a little somethin' somethin', or conceal it because she's a dirty hippie? And why isn't his cocaine ring turning a profit? Most importantly, who keeps shrinking his pants?
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