Poached Eggs and Cigarettes
Fanfic Information
Author Percentile
Genre Romance/Drama
Rating M
Pairing(s) Creek
Written October 20, 2011
No. of Chapters 19
Completed February 13, 2012
Status Complete
Link Poached Eggs and Cigarettes
Fic Chronology
Carnival Poached Eggs and Cigarettes All Right, This One's For All The Marbles

Poached Eggs and Cigarettes is a fanfiction written and published on FanFiction.Net by Percentile.


"With all due respect, Mr. Tucker, it's not a big ask. I'm not asking him to make macarons, I'm not asking him to make a soufflé I'm not even asking him to make hollandaise. I just want him to poach an egg. Any idiot can poach an egg."


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