|Poached Eggs and Cigarettes|
|Written||October 20, 2011|
|No. of Chapters||19|
|Completed||February 13, 2012|
|Link||Poached Eggs and Cigarettes|
Poached Eggs and Cigarettes is a fanfiction written and published on FanFiction.Net by Percentile.
"With all due respect, Mr. Tucker, it's not a big ask. I'm not asking him to make macarons, I'm not asking him to make a soufflé I'm not even asking him to make hollandaise. I just want him to poach an egg. Any idiot can poach an egg."
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