Conner Kurtz

Conner Kurtz
Character Information
Gender	Male
Age	10
Hair	Brown
Occupation	Student, Private First Class United States Young Marine Corps (Formerly)
Religion	Roman Catholic
Appearances
Debut Episode/Fic	First Blood First Serve

Conner Kurtz is an original character created by RockHead South Park on Fanfiction.Net. He is a Former Private in the United States Young Marine Corps a paramilitary youth group.

Background

Conner attends South Park Elementary as part of Mr Garrison's 4th Grade class. His adopted Fathers Jimbo Kerns and Ned Gerblansky run Jimbo's Guns.

Conner was born in San Diego California to Dwight and Sarah Kurtz at Frank Sutton Memorial Medical Center. Both his parents were Drill Instructors in the United States Marine Corps so Conner and his older Brother Benjamin had a very strict upbringing. He attended Vincent D'Onofrio Military Academy starting in Kindergarden and quickly built up a reputation as a troublemaker and a little bastard. To straighten him out his Parents began doing morning and afternoon drill sessions with him, These usually involved chores like tidying his room sweeping the floor and taking out the garbage etc etc. Anytime Conner disobeyed or acted out he got an earful of positive motivation from one of his parents sometimes both. They also signed him up for the Pee Wee Privates a paramilitary youth group where he got his first taste of military life. They also enrolled him in karate classes and self defense. By the age of 5 Conner was still a little bastard but through discipline focus and motivation he had learned to bring it under control. At the age of 6 Conner left the Pee Wee Privates and began going to Summer Boot Camp. It was during his first summer he met Gunnery Sergeant Barry Halfcock who he would form a great trust with after Halfcock saved him from being molested by Sergeant Graizer aka Sergeant Slippy fist aka Mr Graizer aka Mr Slippy Fist. The Locker room encounter cost Graizer his right testicle and his job and forced him to go on the run. vowing revenge on Conner and Halfcock. At the age of 8 Conner enlisted in the United States Young Marine Corps a paramilitary youth group that taught confidence team building, self defense and survival skills to kids from 8 to 18. Conner was once again instructed by Barry Halfcock and quickly rose through the ranks earning 38 merit badges in his first year. He was one of two kids that graduated honorary Private First Class that year the other being an Albino by the name of James Hook. Conner and Hook became very close friends Hook was a natural leader and Conner a natural Gung Ho Marine who pulled more than his fair share of weight. It was Conner's friendship with Hook that would lead them to win the annual war games at camp that year but it was also what would draw him to betray his country along with his comrades in the American-Canadian War.

Operation Canadian Loon

When Terrence and Phillip Asses of Fire debuted in the summer of 1999 Conner, Hook and the rest of the platoon snuck in to see it paying tickets to see Chinpokomon The First Movie then slipping into to see Terrence and Phillip. The Movie caused a relapse of Conner's raging bastard personality and promptly got him got him grounded for two weeks. When the American-Canadian War broke out. Conner and Hook both got the message from Kyle about helping Terrence and Phillip they rounded up every Young Marine that would pledge allegiance to their cause and began making preparations for a rescue mission. After sending a response letter to La Resistance the renegade marines began gathering weapons, equipment and the kids with the skills they would need to pull off the mission.

List of Young Marines who participated in Operation Canadian Loon.

Private First Class James Hook. Mastermind and Commander of the Renegades.

Private Conner Kurtz. Leader of Bravo unit sent to secure the plane for takeoff.

Private Marcus Delmore. Anti Tank operator for Bravo unit sent to clear the runway of hostile armor.

Private Angelica "Angel" Ortega. Vehicle operator for Bravo unit responsible for securing transport for Terrence and Phillip to the airport by Snowmobile.

Private Richard Davenport. Getaway pilot for Bravo unit who's skills were honed by hours of flight simulators. Chosen to fly the getaway plane.

Private Mark "Shockley" Booner Chief Engineer for Alpha unit responsible for cutting power and communications in the runway tunnels off worked with Private Powers.

Private Michael Powers Worked with Private Shockley to cut power and comms in the tunnels. Preferred the blunt force approach to Shockley's more proper procedure method.

Private Melissa "Mouse" Dietrich . Communications and surveillance expert the eyes and ears of everything happening during the operation.

Privates Harley and Charley Spunkmeyer. Twin kindergardeners from the Pee Wee Privates who snuck in to see Asses of Fire without getting caught. Worked with Private Baker to drive the transport truck by working the pedals and placed explosive charges on the doors for the Marines to breach.

Private Andrew Baker. Getaway driver for the Marines he was chosen because he was the tallest in the platoon and therefor could see over the dashboard. Drove the getaway truck during the operation.

Privates Ralph Eckert and Robert Harris. Selected for coming in first place in national sniper competition three years in a row. Were responsible for for providing Bravo unit with sniper support with Eckert sniping and Harris spotting. Eckert shot several soldiers in the dick by accident prompting an angry response from Harris.

Also along for the mission was several generic Young Marines.

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